After experiencing the worst turmoil, High Market Morning Sima finally became the first female prime minister of Japan.
After the collective appearance of the Gaoshi cabinet, this new government began to work.
Shinjiro Koizumi, who was born in 1981, was appointed as Japan's Defense Minister, Takashi's former competitor and the second son of former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
Honestly speaking, in terms of appearance conditions, in the group of Japanese politicians who crack the crack, Xiaoqiang is still quite advantageous, but in terms of business level, let's look at his first press conference after taking office:
A reporter from Japan's largest news agency, Kyodo News Agency, asked Shinjiro Koizumi--
Kyodo News: Will you visit the Yasukuni Shrine?
The Small Source: I think I will make the right judgment.
The Chinese side believes that the ministry of defense is different from the meaning of other people's worship (continuing to suggest, do you hurry to express your personality, do you want to worship?)
The Small Source: (I) will make appropriate judgment.
Kyodo News: Class A war criminals are sacrificed together.
The Small Source: In the end, whether to visit the shrine or not, we still have to make a proper judgment.
Of course, in the opinion of those who are not familiar with Ho Chi Minh, his response appears to be a "Tai Chi" approach in the face of sensitive issues. not directly answer, but a few words of Barbara's "car talk", said equal to not say, very sound, both sides are not guilty, appear wise and stupid.
But whoever looks at him, hears this word from the mouth of the little fountain, and receives goods, whether it is wise or stupid.
In Japan, Shinjiro Koizumi has always been jokingly called the "nonsense fairy", and some media even ruthlessly criticized him as "too stupid."
Why do we say this, let’s list a few classic fonts.
When he was the minister of climate change, Koizumi attended the United Nations climate conference. On climate issues, he said:
"It's impossible to maintain the status quo. Because of this, I don't think Japan can maintain the status quo now."
After attending the climate conference, he went to eat steak, was seen by reporters, and Xiao Tong said to the camera:
“You see, I want to eat steak every day, but I don’t have anything to eat every day. Steak and climate change, don’t these two things always exist?
Koizumi Shinjiro's confusing speech confused all the reporters at the scene. It is estimated that until now, after so many years, I still haven't figured out what Xiaoizumi wants to express.
Magic-like sentences also include:
When he was Minister of the Environment:
"Thanks to telecommuting from home, official business can also be carried out remotely, thanks to telecommuting";
When the media asked the Japanese government to reflect on the Fukushima accident, he said:
After that disaster, I have been thinking about it, and I am reflecting on it. However, I feel that although this is my own problem, it is clear that while I am reflecting, the outside world criticizes me for not looking like reflection. I understand that this is my own problem and reflect deeply.... "
“I’ll always think of myself 30 years later, after that disaster. I’ve been thinking about how old I am after 30 years.That's why I think if I can stay healthy, I think as a potential politician, maybe I can abide by this agreement 30 years from now and maybe I can witness that milestone. As for what the "status quo and plans" are, no one knows, perhaps, as a politician with possibilities....
In May 2025, after his first press conference after taking office as Minister of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries, he said in an interview:
As the Minister in Charge of Rice, it is my mission to ensure that all citizens can fully eat the staple food made of rice. In short,，The mission of providing enough rice to your citizens falls to me... The most worrying thing for the people at present is that the price of rice is too high. Because of this, too high the price of rice will worry the people... I don't think this will work, and because of this, I don't think this will work...
Xiaoizumi continued,
The price of rice is too high because the price of rice is too expensive, the price of rice is too expensive, so the price of rice is so high.
I deeply reflected on why rice is so expensive, I think it must be because of the rising price.
The key to lowering rice prices is to reduce the money to pay for rice.
If measures are not taken to curb the rise of rice price, the situation of rising rice price will not change. Therefore, if the situation of rising rice price is to be changed, measures must be taken to curb the rise of rice price.
The problem of high rice prices is a problem that everyone in the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries and I need to deal with and solve together. Only when we jointly deal with the problem of high rice prices can the problem of high rice prices be solved.
“The problem of rising rice prices is a problem that we urgently need to solve, and we must solve it in a beautiful and sexy way.”
Interested, you can search this video, the whole answer of the little spring, almost entirely nonsense, in addition to the phrase he does not understand what he wants to express "to solve this problem beautifully and sexy", each nonsense to repeat twice.
We can also taste his classic quotations before contacting them, which actually belongs to Koizumi Shinjiro's consistent "language art".
So much so that the Japanese even coined a new word for him-called "Shinjiro Grammar"(Shinjiro Construction)-because A=B, B=A.
Plus, check out some other disorienting quotes from Koizumi...
Here, someone will ask, as the Japanese politics's son of the family, Xiao Jingong is also a master of Columbia University, how do you think that is not the case.
In fact, as the son of former Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and the grandson of former Japanese Defense Chief Junno Koizumi, he learned from school and politics, and naturally he was inseparable from his family's paving the way. With a very strong background, even a poor student can be made into a top student in politics.
Moreover, when it comes to school, Junichiro Koizumi's two sons seem to be very good at reading.
Junichiro Koizumi and his ex-wife Kayoko Miyamoto hated each other after their divorce. Their two children, Kotaro Koizumi and Koizumi Shinjiro, have been living with their father.
Junichiro Koizumi was busy with politics and threw his two sons directly to his sister Nobuko Koizumi.
小泉信子 is also a stranger, not married for the rest of his life, dedicated to the care of two generations of three men in the family of the counsellor.
Unfortunately, the boys of the house of小泉 did not read well.小泉纯一郎 examined twice at the University of Tokyo and did not examine twice in a row, which is considered to be a famous school.
By the time his son was born, it was clearly overturned.
Old Kotaro Izumi (the one below) didn't get into a full-time university, only attended an evening school, and even dropped out of school. Later, he entered the entertainment industry with his good face value;
Shinjiro Koizumi was interested in politics, and his family looked for connections to attend a private Kanto Gakuin university.
This Guangdong College University is probably equivalent to our two non-ordinary universities.
Obviously, such a qualification, in order to take over his father's political garment, is not enough.
So, he went on to find connections and sent him to Colombia University in the United States to get a master's degree in political science.
After returning to Japan, Koizumi first worked as his father's secretary, and was sent to Shinzo Abe's side for experience. At the age of 28, he was easily elected to the House of Representatives.
At this time, Koizumi Shinjiro was not a very public figure, and there were fewer opportunities to speak publicly. In addition, her face value was not bad, and she once harvested many female voters.
However, with the increasing number of posts, his “nonsense literature” seems to have become a little more discouraged, leaving journalists and media into confusion and embarrassment over and over again.
Nowadays, the small spring of the defense minister, of course, has no close intersection with the United States.
Imagine that Trump's aggressive style, the most outspoken, is the "dirty master" such as Little Spring - he cares about self-reliance, it is not to pick up ...
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