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Donbas is 78% controlled by Russia!

Family people, today brushed to the latest speech of the Trump grandfather, my hand bubble almost directly spit on the keyboard! this self-propelled "traffic king" ( formerly called the King of Twitter, now changed X) suddenly spoke: Donbass 78% of the area has been controlled by Russia!


To be honest, I spent the night scraping three-party data from the United Nations, the OSCE and the American Institute of War Studies, and found that this “digital birthplace” could just be a big hit. The International Strategy Institute’s latest report for 2024 is clear: the Russian military actually controls about 62% of the total area of Donbass. If Trump said 78% would be equivalent to not only taking down the entire Donetsk state, it would have to be half Kharkov!


(Switch to melon-eating mode) But Knowing Wang really deserves his reputation. This wave of "mathematical genius" operation instantly reminds me of the famous scene when he said that hurricane orbits could be drawn into pencil drawings. Ukrainian netizens have rushed to make emoticons overnight: Putin drew a circle on the map of Donbass with a protractor, with the caption "When Trump helps you'estimate 'the results." The most amazing thing is that a member of the Russian Duma actually secretly praised it, and the result was deleted in seconds-this plot reversal is 10 times more exciting than House of Cards!


Let's put some real data, absolutely fidelity! Satellite image analysis released by the European External Action Service in April shows that in the past six months, the actual exchange line in Donbas has only moved by less than 3%. The daily battle report of the Ukrainian General Staff also said that every village in this land has to go through an infinite loop of "tug-of-war-counterattack-again tug-of-war". To put it simply, it's like my grandmother knitting a sweater: five stitches forward, three stitches back, not much progress for a long time (suddenly choked up)... Wait, let me slow down, this metaphor actually made myself sad.


The Washington Post has made a sandboard debut: to a control rate of 78%, the Russian military has to invest another 17 BTG battle groups – this scale, equivalent to bringing all the equipment of the Moscow Red Square parade, it has to be enough to borrow a Belarusian home! so now the professors of the European and American think tank are crazy: Trump this number, is it really seen in the strategy briefing, or is it measured from the "Mission Call" game map?


Let's talk about how magical this accurate 78% is! It's even more exciting than struggling with "three-point sugar or five-point sugar" when ordering milk tea. If the Russian army really controls such a large area, then Ukraine claims to "repel 53 attacks" every day. Could it happen in parallel time and space? (Suddenly humming) "The black in front of me is not black, what kind of white do you mean?"-I suggest that Jay Chou change "Back-to-Back Embrace" to "Back-to-Back Fighting" and give it to the Donbas front line!


However, what broke my defense the most was the complaint of financial netizens: "This data is more fantastic than the rise and fall of A-shares." "I suggest that I directly say that I have controlled 114.514% next time, which will be more impressive." However, a British think tank scholar said something fair: "Maybe Trump is playing a big game of chess, using exaggerated figures to force the West to continue to pay attention to Ukraine?" (The camera zooms in) Do you think this wave is laid out on the fifth floor, or is it simply not learning mathematics well?


To talk here, we must interact with each other! The comment area is waiting for you to show the operation:


1. If you recommended a calculator to Trump, what would you choose? I donate money for primary school students, the kind with voice broadcast, and I can remind you if I make a mistake!

I came first: it was like hearing that Mount Everest was moved into my backyard, shocking and shocking!

Guess what magical percentage will appear in the next international hotspot?


When I finished writing this manuscript late at night, my gay friend suddenly sent a joke: "After Trump finished speaking 78%, the sales of calculators in Russian supermarkets skyrocketed, and the score of Ukrainian map software plummeted directly..." Perhaps this is the wonder of contemporary international politics-serious battle reports collide with social carnivals, and truth and humor have long been intertwined into a unique "cognitive battlefield" of this era.

(Suddenly BGM cut to "Digital Love") the family, praise the world, next we pick up the "global leadership learning skills ranking", guarantee you to re-know geometry!



News raw data sources → https://toutiao.com/group/7563305316251746831/

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