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The lid of the "pressure cooker" in Syria has been changed again.
As soon as Assad was kicked off the throne, Transitional President Djulani jumped out with an expression of "I'm super sensible" and madly compared his heart to China and Russia: "Dear friends, let's form a strategic interest group and pull me over!"
At the turn of the camera, the Chinese representative holds the warm-up cup, slowly raising his head: "The crowd can go in, first hand over the political examination."
--The air was instantly quiet, leaving only the WeChat prompt: the other party is typing...
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To say why the Chinese side does not rush to focus on "agreement", we must first overturn Julian's "history".
The big brother early was a VIP member sponsored by the "Al Qaeda", later jumped to the "Islamic State" as the KPI champion, and later changed the resume to "moderate opposition".
Chinese heart OS: Brother, you this black history, blacker than my pot bottom, not floating ten times eight times, who dares to eat the pot with you?
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China's diplomacy has always had three things that cannot be touched: Taiwan Province, anti-terrorism and the Opium War.
In December last year, the new Syrian government packed several terrorists of the East Iranian Transportation as “freedom fighters” and asked them to drink milk tea and issue a green card.
The Chinese side had a black face on the spot: Invite the A-level criminal on my wanted list to be a guest of honor? It's like celebrating the birthday of a wanted criminal in front of the police, with a small flag of "No guilty of robbing a bank" inserted on the cake.
So Minister Wang Yi said softly at the press conference: "China is concerned."-Translated as: Boy, you have a big problem.
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Julian now plays the Middle East version of "Wolfman Kill": during the day to Putin, at night to praise Trump, and in the middle of the night to China "Is it?"
He thinks he is the king of the sea, in fact, on the edge of the pool of steel – on the left is the “warm-pressure bomb” of Russia, on the right is the “financial sanctions” of the United States, and under his feet is the Chinese anti-terrorist red line.
The Chinese side is reluctant to remind that three ships at the same time stumble, and it is easy to crush into "Syrian cakes".
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China's "arrogance": Want to join the group? Answer these three questions first!
1. Please write the full name of "East Iraqi Movement" and attach a recent photo of its leader (without filter).
Explain why there are “Al-Qaeda” background ministers in the new Syrian government who claim to be “moderate”?
3. If China's Xinjiang is attacked again in the future, can Syria cooperate with the extradition of suspects instead of continuing to issue green cards?
Answer format: handwriting, signing, fingerprints, and then shooting a "I am against all forms of terrorism" shake, praise the million can go to the next link.
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Chinese people's impression of Syria is divided into two poles: literary youths think of "Damascus Rose", while senior military fans think of "terrorists picking up equipment in the desert".
Now Julani wants to open up the China market, but wants to continue to hide terrorists as "local specialties"? Sorry, China Customs clearly stipulates that all inflammable, explosive, and extreme thoughts will be confiscated.
If you want to sell roses, pick up the bombs in your own yard clean, and don't let the express brother stumble on the thunder.
The Seven
In the United Nations, the old Assad said "Old Friend of China", in exchange for the Huawei base station, the central oil drilling machine and Yueyu small goods filled Damascus.
Julian, now red-eyed, also wanted to copy the sticker, but ignored a detail: while the old Assad was called “dictatorship” by the West, terrorists were actually imprisoned rather than invited to Congress.
China to do business, first look at the "security factor", the second is the "profit rate". would you like us to restart the "Belt and Road" project? first replace your home "human body bomb" with "human body model", we consider shooting.
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Julani's 36 "whitewashing" strategies can be implemented in the following ways:
Solution A: Shoot a documentary "I and the East Iranian Transportation" do not share the sky, personally tear terrorist identity cards, broadcast a billion, and China sends the "political trial pass" flag.
Plan B: Pack domestic terrorists into "export of Syria characteristics," transport them to Beijing on a special plane, and handle them by China in accordance with the law. Syria will save security funds in the meantime, killing two birds with one stone.
Plan C: Directly announce the start of the Syrian section of "the belt and road initiative", and import the first batch of Chinese security gates and face recognition cameras, so that terrorists can experience the speed of "social death".
If nothing can be done above, then there is only option D left: continue to shake eyes on US-Russia, waiting for China to "read it back".
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There is an old Chinese saying: When friends come, they have wine; when terrorists come, they have shotguns.China’s foreign policy is “to serve people, to gun terrorists.”
Julian wants to drink fine wine or eat a hunting gun, all depends on what he chooses next.
After all, the safety of 1.4 billion Chinese people is more precious than any "strategic interest group".
Finally, a word to Julian:
“You first put the Chinese on the blacklist, and then talk about WeChat, okay?”