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On October 7, in Moscow, the Kremlin Palace had no birthday song, only KGB-born men quietly blown candles.
At this time in the past years, the mobile phones were “squeezing” – South Ossetia, Abkhazia, and even Lukashenko in Belarus.
This year? the crowd chatted quietly, the Western giants collectively pretended to die, and only one headpiece blinked—
Kim Jong-un, at three o’clock in the morning, threw out the full text of the letter, and the first sentence awakened the West from being scared:
"Closest comrade, I wish you good health!"
Translation into human words: Brother, you can still fight at 73, I support you, and I support you!
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"Comrades" two words, in Russian called "Dawarich", with red square BGM.
In the Soviet era, it was a passport, and you can scream.
After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, it basically withdrew from the group, leaving only a few veterans shouting privately, fearing of being photographed on the street.
Now General Jin added "closest" before "comrade", which is equivalent to directly changing the WeChat group name from "company of brothers" to "group of best friends", changing the avatar to sickle and hammer, and the background sound "Katyusha".
The West listened: these two are to group black, and also open the full-level number, and the outside hanging has been paid.
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Do not look at a letter, the amount of information is comparable to the compressed package, and the elderly will dismantle you one by one.
[Human plug-in]
In the first half of the year, Shoigu traveled to Pyongyang three times like a Meituan rider and returned a "labor contract":
North Korea exported 20,000 talented men, digging battlefields on the front, rebuilding them on the back, and packing up mortgage insurance.
Western think tanks previously estimated it at 15,000 yuan, but the result was that it directly went to 20,000 yuan, overflowing 30% of its hidden combat power. It is very similar to the last slash and giving you 0.01 yuan.
What's even more amazing is that these 20,000 people include 1,000 engineers, who specialize in Kursk's hard bones. The Ukrainian army drone flew over and saw that the trenches on the opposite side were built smoother than the North Korean highway, which was called professional.
The Monument Package
You erected a monument in Kursk, I engraved words in your Pyongyang, and the history book wrote in advance:
"In 2024, the Korean and Russian comrades carried guns side by side, and the blood flowing through it was thicker than Dandong Beer."
In the future, whoever breaks up old scores will hit the brick directly on the face, and before shooting, he will also shout "Eternal life".
Western scholars spit: This is a monument, and clearly a pre-paid receipt for "the next time we also cooperate".
[Route Resurrection]
Moscow - Pyongyang, 30 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, this year began, the first flight on the day of the list of passengers only one line:
"Military technical exchange delegation ×30 people, luggage: drawings + vodka."
In the future, General Kim will go to Russia again, without resorting to China, the oil gate to the Red Square, and the Western sanctions radar all the way pretending to be a black screen.
Lao Gao calculated that if Kim Jong-un really paid a return visit at the end of the year, the plane would have to pull half of the shells to counterweight first, otherwise the fuel would be saved.
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Someone murmured: What does North Korea want?
A: Food, oil, satellite technology, plus a VIP ticket to "Against the West".
What is Russian?
Answer: Cannonballs, manpower, and the confidence of "I have someone series".
A word: a lack of food, a lack of people, put together a table just to open the table, the guest is happy, the remainder of the land to sanction the debris.
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The next show is announced...
At the end of the year, General Kim may be on a train transfer, a second time to hit Russia.
At the time, three major issues were on the table, even the waitresses were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement:
Question 1: Can human resources be added?
There are 2 million reserves in North Korea.
What will Russia exchange? Grain, energy, or vegetable fields in the Far East?
Shoigu has suggested that as long as the North side nods, the Kursk front can build a "Pyongyang Avenue", a two-way eight-way, with a green belt.
Topic 2: If U.S.-Russia relations continue to loosen, how can we not involve ourselves?
Trump loves "alliance with Russia and China" most. If Ukraine is really sold as a second-hand house, will the Russia-North Korea alliance be bargained?
General Kim had already had a plan B.
Replace artillery shells with drones and replace manpower with submarine soldiers. As long as the technology is in place, North Korea can "transform" into a Russian version of Foxconn at any time, specializing in suicide drones and labeling them as "Made in DPRK". The West will have no place to sue.
In addition to artillery, can we exchange nuclear submarines, satellite navigation, and intercontinental missiles?
North Korea has sent the "Miles Mirror-1" military satellite into the sky. Although the posture is a bit crooked, the level of photography can be enough to count Seoul's parking lots.
If Russia succeeds in giving point-changing technology, the next time the satellite can be placed directly above Europe,
When the time comes, the leaders of Germany and France will look up: Why is the star in the sky flashing and jumping out of the North Korean flag?
Think of excitement.
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Western anxiety value +10086--
The NATO Secretary-General's office overnight overtime, adding four words "Russian cooperation" to the next year's budget headline;
The South Korean National Assembly quarreled into a vegetable market, scolding the United States for being ineffective while pondering whether to create a "nuclear sharing" for itself;
Japan directly slapped the table: I also want the ability to strike proactively!
So, a birthday greeting, blowing up the whole northeast Asian arms race eggs, gun merchants laughed to the corner of the mouth.
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History is sometimes more lazy than a novel, directly reversing the old script and changing the date.
The two words "comrades" were written as memoirs by the West 30 years ago with the fall of the red flag.
Thirty years later, it was reinstated from the factory by Kim Jong-un, and the patch was upgraded.
Moscow + Pyongyang, one holding food stamps and the other holding artillery shells,
In the eyes of the West, this is an "evil alliance";
In their own eyes, this is “warming back to back”;
In the old eyes, this is what the world says:
The bars of sanctions were knocking again and again, and they couldn't stop someone holding up late at night, and they grew more and more tight.
As for whether this flame could burn, would it combine the peninsula, Eastern Europe, and even the Pacific Ocean?
Then wait and see what happens next.
After all, the birthday candles were blown out, and the gun cake was on the table.
Who cares about calories, eat first!