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September 15th, Riyadh, sunny, gust level 4, suitable for signing contracts, more suitable for eating melons.
Saudi Prince Little Salman and Pakistani Prime Minister Shabaz, two of them, shrugged in four hands and placed a Joint Defense Agreement on the Qur¡¯an.
In the footage, they laughed as if they had just picked up a double eleven-free ticket; outside the footage, India¡¯s Foreign Ministry spokesman, Baghdadi, pulled out an official smile with a line of words:
¡°We¡¯ve noticed that we¡¯re studying.¡±
Internet users instantly searched for this statement:
#India is studying how to pretend not embarrassing
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The agreement is short, the talk is long.
The key is one: hit him is hit me, hit me is hit him.
After who dares to touch Pakistan for a moment, the $20 billion of Saudi spending immediately turns into cannon bombs; whoever throws artillery against Riyadh, the 170 nuclear warheads of Islamabad immediately reveal the teeth.
Khalilzad, a former American diplomat, made up his knife: "Pakistan's Shaheen-3 has a range of 4,500 kilometers, which is enough to turn Jerusalem into a Jerusalem site."
After listening to this, Israel silently raised the volume of the air defense siren.
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This is not a blitz marriage, it is finally a blitz.
In the civil war in Yemen in 2015, Pakistan sent two infantry brigades to Saudi Arabia.
In 2020, Saudi Arabia put $2 billion in cash into Pakistan¡¯s pockets, saying, ¡°First spend, don¡¯t procure.¡±
In 2023, Saudi Arabia will lease Gwadar Port for another 99 years, saying that it will "be its own garage."
Until today, finally, the official declared: We both locked up and the keys thrown into the Indian Ocean.
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Why is Saudi Arabia in a hurry?
Because Israel has defeated Qatar¡¯s U.S. air defense system to be ¡°eye-blind,¡± the F-35 is flying in the sky and the patriots are pretending to die on the ground.
Saudi Arabia saw that the anti-missile system given by the United States only protected against Iran, not Israel?
The armbands of Israeli soldiers are also embroidered with the "Map of Greater Israel", which designates northern Saudi Arabia as an "expansion area."
Saudi Arabia thinks: I¡¯m not looking for a guard anymore, I¡¯m going to be painted on someone else¡¯s map.
So, he turned to Pakistan and shouted, ¡°Brother, hold your nuclear umbrella up, and I¡¯ll hide from the rain!¡±
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Why does Pakistan want to?
In a word: poor.
There are only 8 billion dollars left in foreign exchange reserves, and even tea has to be saved.
Saudi Arabia gives $5 billion per year in energy aid + $20 billion in defense funds, directing the ¡°adrenaline¡± to Islamabad.
First, change the equipment and then change the face.
The J-10CE, Shandong Block 3, 054AP escort ships, shopping carts are selected with the receipt address written "Saudi payments, Pakistani mail".
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Why panic in India?
It¡¯s not that Saudi soldiers are really rushing to Kashmir, but that three sets of ¡°Saudi early warning aircraft + Pakistan nuclear bombs + China production lines¡± turn themselves from ¡°South Asian hegemony¡± into ¡°South Asian bars.¡±
Saudi Arabia is India¡¯s third-largest oil producer, contributing $25.7 billion in sales in 2023.
Once India opened fire, Saudi Arabia said a "suspension" of shipping, and New Delhi's oil price could rise to $100 per barrel of "marshal taste".
At that time, Modi could only send Putin a message late at night: "Dear, can the Arctic LNG still be reduced?"
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The nuclear dimension is the most intense egg.
Saudi officials were asked, ¡°Will Pakistan give you nuclear protection?¡±
He smiled faintly: "This is a comprehensive agreement covering all military means."
The nuclear button is not in my hand, but I can scream out.
170 nuclear warheads, that is, 170 "free of a single ticket", Israel listened to, silently changed the national Wi-Fi code to "NoNukes123".
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China, the invisible big winner.
Arms side: The J-10CE just flew over, the J-35P has arranged a PPT, the source code will be sent directly, and even Beidou will give you a VIP.
Economic edge: The Chinese-Pakistani economic corridor extends all the way to the port of Guizhou, the rate of settlement of the oil yuan has surged to 48%, the dollar has seen the silence, and Buffett has seen the tears.
Strategic end: The United States had intended to focus 60% of its troops on the Asia-Pacific, resulting in a voice in the Middle East, and then the aircraft carrier back to the Persian Gulf, the South China Sea instantly "reduced the pressure."
Bottom line: China has done nothing, but it seems to have opened a plug-in.
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America, the most embarrassing people who eat melons.
The Pentagon had intended to tempt Saudi Arabia with the F-35s: ¡°Dear, stay away from them.¡±
Saudi Arabia said: ¡°What I want is what I can fight now, immediately, not until Congress approves the budget.¡±
The cracks left during the Trump period+ Israel¡¯s ¡°cave team-mates¡± make the Gulf nation fully understand:
American friends are divided into three categories: Israeli VIPs, Europeans and Gulf self-help.
As a result, Saudi Arabia replaced Huawei's new phones, military officers went to China for training, and even mosque Wi-Fi used 5G Chinese chips.
U.S. hegemony, again cut off a piece, cut back and forth.
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The chain reaction has just begun.
Qatar has reached an appointment with the President of the International Criminal Court:
¡°Is Israel bombing me, can I file a lawsuit?¡±
(Qatar State Minister of Foreign Affairs Hulefi (Central) on 17th meeting with International Criminal Court dean³à¸ùÖÇ×Ó (right)
15 Arab and Islamic countries:
¡°Who¡¯s the Pakistani Brother WeChat?¡±
Turkey silently sent a private letter to Islamabad:
"Brother, also give me a nuclear umbrella set meal. The price is easy to negotiate."
Iran raises enrichment to 60% overnight:
¡°You¡¯ve all sold out, I can¡¯t just eat bubbles!¡±
The Middle East has been transformed from ¡°Israel¡¯s single choice¡± into a ¡°nuclear arms multi-man movement¡±.
America: I¡¯m just a judge, why were the whistles even stolen?
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India, the last wave of wind.
Saudi Arabia sent a special envoy to New Delhi: "Dear, don't be afraid, I still love you."
Modi smiled on the surface, but OS inside:
"You love me? You clearly put a knife around my neck and handed me some candy."
The Western Strategy, cut off into a ¡°Western Prohibition Strategy¡±;
Energy vitality, slightly grabbed by a pair of clean hands;
The Air Force Chief of Staff also shouted to PPT in Bangalore:
What about the AMCA 5 Generation?
The designer spread his hand: "The engine is still on page 42 of the PPT, and even the vector nozzle has not been colored."
The reporter asked: ¡°Maybe the other side will be on the F-35!¡±
The squadron was quick and intelligent: "We can paint the light black and hide!"
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The golden sentence written at the end is given to all melon eaters:
1. When the local tyrants outsourced the nuclear button, the world discovered that "security" can also go to Pinduoduo.
Modi wanted to use yoga to scratch India into a ¡°world teacher¡±, resulting in Saudi Arabia¡¯s ¡°desert scratch fork¡±, directly pulling the New Delhi band.
The security pattern in the Middle East has changed from ¡°American solo dance¡± to ¡°multi-party singing¡±, and India has not even stolen the microphone.
4. Pakistan takes Saudi Arabia to recharge with its left hand and opens a Chinese plug-in with its right hand. Since then, it has embarked on the road of no return for "krypton gold players"; India is still in the "free trial" stage, and it is about to be prompted by the system "insufficient balance".