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On September 18, the temperature in Paris was 20 degrees Celsius, but the physical temperature was like 1789.
900,000 people went to the streets, 230 parades, 100,000 people shouted the flag on Republic Square, more soldiers than tourists, and the shutdown of Champs-Elysées was easier than the year of the epidemic.
The strike of strikes, the blockade of ports, the students welded the school door with garbage cans into the "Gaza channel", the old iron of Marseille more hard core, directly welded the fireworks door to death - "Dare to deliver the bullets to Israel? first asked the French old iron iron hammer."
The scene is big, so that the Figaro newspaper has forgotten how to shake it, only to write trembling:
"This is very 1968, but there is still Charles de Gaulle in 1968, and only Macron in 2024."
De Gaulle’s phrase “I understand you” can suppress the wrath of the Seine.
Fortunately, Macron's anger is almost overflowing the Eiffel Tower, and he is still handing court documents on the other side of the ocean-
"Your Honor, please make a statement that my wife is a woman, not a Transformers."
It’s not black humor, it’s the tomb of Europe.
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It starts with the budget.
Former Prime Minister Beru-yes, the centrist who looked like a retired physics teacher-stroked a pen:
"The financial hole is too big, brothers, cut expenditure and live a tight life!"
What matters ?
Cut off two public holidays, discount pensions, increase the out-of-pocket ratio of medical insurance, and slim down unemployment insurance. In a word:
“The silver-haired people live less than two days, fight workers more than two days, pay more than two points.”
French citizens listened to the explosion:
"Our daily revolution in France is PTSD, how dare you touch my holiday? Don't you know that holidays are used to go to the streets?"
So leftist coalition, far-right, trade unions, students, anarchists, environmental generals, sympathizers of Gaza...
Usually accusing each other of the enemies of “Fascists”, “White Left”, “Nazis” and “Annapolis” and instantly forming the “Alliance of Avengers”,
The goal is only one: to step Macron’s middle party into the middle pit.
The new prime minister Le Corney — the name sounds like a Swiss cookie — hurried to fire:
“The holiday can be negotiated, the budget definitely does not change!”
When the trade union heard it, this was not putting out a fire, but pouring gasoline.
Under one order, the general strike, 900,000 second to 900,000 "Yellow Maca Pro Max".
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Supposedly, the president should come out and take two steps, even if he pretends to take a "I care" Tik Tok selfie.
Little Mac is not.
He’s busy fighting another trial in the Atlantic, suing American right-wing Candice Owens:
“You lie that my wife is a man, and I want you to know how expensive lawyers are in France!”
How poisonous is Owen’s mouth?
She was eating melon seeds on the podcast and said:
Bridget was called ‘Jean Michel’ when she was a child, and then she became the First Lady.
In a word, the first lady of France was sent to the hot search of "global transgender people",
Also send Macron to the top of the "Global Green Hat Emperor" list.
Macron is angryMeeting of lawyers:
“Accuse me! accuse her of paying off the broadcaster’s microphone!”
So, when the iron horse in the streets of France came to dream,
Macron’s lawyers pulled out a string of “scientific evidence” in a California court:
"Look, this is my client's wife. Female chromosomes, female bones, female... HD uncensored."
The reporter then asked, "Mr. President, the domestic explosion is about, do you have an honorary trial?"
Mark spread his hands: "If the family is unstable, how can we stabilize the country?"
The reporters in the audience instantly petrified:
Brother, are you using the national budget as the bride price and 900,000 protesters as the best man and bridesmaid?
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Don’t think it’s just the “Love Woman” who set up a car.
Reverse the modern history of Europe, this "political clean-up" is more than anything else.
Merkel’s last words before retirement: “I’ve done my best.”
Do your best to give the German energy life to Putin.
Italian Prime Minister Meloni roared louder than a soprano during the campaign: "I want to make Italy great again!"
The first thing to do when you take office: assign chairs to the younger brothers in the party, and the second thing: bask in your vest line on Douyin.
Sanchez, Spain, would rather send an amnesty package to the Catalan opposition party in order to form a cabinet.
Looking back to the voters and saying, “This is a democratic compromise.”
Compromise to Catalan flags will soon hang on the roof of the Royal Palace of Madrid.
In one word, Europe’s politicians have collectively degraded into “politician interns”.
With a term of four years, the goal is only one:
“Don’t blast on me, the blast will blast well and make it easier for me to retire to a multinational company as a director.”
After the explosion?
"Sorry, please ask yourself for the next one."
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So France today is only the final exposition of Europe’s “short term suiti” model:
Cut the benefits! – Cut the benefits!
People on the streets with tear gas.
-Not enough gas? Rubber bullets!
Should the bullet trigger a larger rebound?
The president dumped the pot: "It's all my wife's fault for being too much like a woman and distracting me."
This logic, even the beggars in Paris cannot hear:
“Sir, is your wife a woman, we don’t care, we only care if the bakery will not be burned tonight.”
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The question is: is there any rescue for Europe?
A: First change the electoral system, then talk about saving the country.
The current "proportional representative + multi-party union" seems to be very democratic.
Reality naturally makes a dead cycle of "minority governments + frequent elections + short-sighted policies".
Any party that wants to rise to power must give it to trade unions, the Green Party, local small parties, LGBT, animal protection associations...
Candy was distributed one by one, and finally the finance became the "sugar emperor".
The debt base can be raised only by cutting benefits, increasing taxes, and printing banknotes.
Voters are angry and take to the streets; The government panicked and distributed more sugar;
Sugar is done, cut again, angry again, on the street again...
Children and grandchildren were endless until they cut off Europe into “European Pakistan”.
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Compared to China, do not rush to open your eyes, we are not a show superior, but simply list the facts:
China has a five-year plan, and the end of it.
High-speed rail, poverty alleviation, photovoltaic, new energy vehicles, all are the products of "a blueprint to the end".
Do you think there is a problem? of course.
But we are “delaying satisfaction” to the next generation.
Instead of "delaying the explosion" to the next one.
What about the Macrons?
Just two strokes of the blueprint were drawn, and when the voters were unhappy, they immediately changed to cartoons;
Comics are not colored, the alliance young partners retreat, and have to change the graffiti.
In the end, there was nothing left on the paper, only a bunch of paint mixed.
“Macron Brown,” commonly referred to as “dirty brown.”
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What's even more magical is that European politicians are still addicted to "value diplomacy".
The domestic fire burns the eyebrows, and the "democracy summit" abroad is illuminated.
France sent tanks to Ukraine last year
Buying natural gas from Russia.
condemning Israel this year.
Go back and sell arms to Israel;
The words “carbon” and “carbon”
The body is very honest to locate a coal-fired power station.
So split personality that even Freud can't cure it.
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So don’t blame the 900,000 French people on the streets.
They’re just fulfilling “the only balancing mechanism in Europe that’s still working.”
-Street politics.
Do not blame students for blocking the school door.
They don’t block the door of school, they are the door of future employment.
-After all, I can't find a job after graduation, and I won't pay taxes if I find a job.
The tax must also pay a bunch of honorary lawsuits against the 73-year-old “First Lady.”
Rather than practice welding in advance, it will be better to block the fireworks in the future.
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Remember the words of De Gaulle in 1968:
"Reform yes, nonsense no."
When he patted his ass, he retired after a referendum,
Leave behind the system of the Fifth Republic,
At least it kept France going for more than half a century.
Does Macron have that power today?
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He had only a lawyer, honorary rights, and a deaf heart that “proves my wife is a woman.”
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Finally, a prescription for Europe,
The medication is tough, but better than continuing to eat “democratic shake-heads”:
Extend the parliamentary term to seven years, giving the government enough time to “blame—correct—effect”;
Raise the parliamentary threshold of less than 5 percent for small parties to go home and sell potatoes, and reduce the "tail shaking dog";
3. If the fiscal deficit exceeds 3%, the "technocrat cabinet" will be automatically triggered.Let experts govern the country, politicians sideline,You are better off the show.
Major reforms do not include "mid-term elections"Do you want to run? first go to jail.
5. First lady/husband gender controversy,All to the family court,Don't occupy national public relations resources,I'm too idle to shoot a reality show,Copyright fees can also subsidize the finance.
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Of course, the above medicines, one in Europe will not eat.
They would rather continue to fall into “liberal democracy.”
Nor do they want to be “free.”
Then let history continue its black humor:
Fire on the streets,
The president swore in court that "my wife is a woman",
Lawyer fees are paid by the state budget.
Protesters were paid with tear gas.
The final bill,
To the next generation of Europeans-
If then Europe was called “Europe” instead of “the United Arab Emirates”.
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Here, in the night sky of Paris, there is a whistle.
The first round of protests.
I wonder if Macron has sent new "scientific evidence" from California courts.
On the streets of France,
Between smoke and fire.
Recalling the old, ridiculous general de Gaulle,
And the word of advice he left:
“The greatest enemy of a nation is never an external enemy.
They are short-sighted politicians.”
Of course, there are those.
It is necessary to prove on the street whether a woman is a man or a woman.
A wonderful work.