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A ridiculous and generous bitter drama in the South China Sea-the Philippine ship surrendered with a white T-shirt, and the Stars and Stripes shark laughed

(A) Three minutes of opening: water cannon washing the face, white flag on line

In the South China Sea in September, the sun had just punched in, and the Philippine Coast Guard ship sneaked to the gate of Huangyan Island like a late school scum. The Chinese Coast Guard vessel said, "Classmate, have you brought your homework?"-The water cannon whizzed out, free high-pressure SPA, three seconds to unload sunscreen, and five seconds to rush the soul. The Philippine crew doubted their lives on the spot: Didn't they say "free navigation"? How did it become a "free car wash"?

More socially deadly is that they have no formal white flag in their hands, they can only hang white T-shirts on the trunk.

“People raise flags for money, the Philippines raises flags for sweat.”

"It is recommended that the company immediately issue the same item 'surrender limited', and the sales are stable."

Even Musk rushed to praise that future Mars colonies would need such a portable white flag.

(2) The first chapter: There are too many domestic pots, go out to find the back of the pot-Marcos' traffic genius

Economy is warmer than weather, people are drier than rice

The inflation in the Philippines started at 6%, the rice increased by 40 percent in two years, and Miss Poor Village started cooking peanuts for a few meters. Little Marcos campaigned for the slogan "10 pesos per kilogram of rice", now 10 pesos can only buy two onions, or special prices on onions.

Political family wolves kill, daily knife

The old Marcos left thousands of pairs of shoes and political mines, and now his son, President Little Marcos, the daughter of former President Duterte's Vice President Sarah, and the House of Representatives, the Senate, the local military valves, according to the family party team, each other every day.

3. Anti-corruption turns into reverse operation

Little Marcos raised the flag of corruption, the first to enter was the small assistant of the Ministry of Agriculture, accused of "corrupting fertilizer."

The Transitional Contradiction Ultimate Killer: The South China Sea

There are too many cannons in the house, then go out a little bigger – the island of Yellow Rock. as long as the head of the boat hit and the hot search exploded: “We are bullied by the great Eastern powers!” the young people boiled in hot blood, the opposition is embarrassed to continue to scream the President of the small Marcos “food”, after all, “food” is better than “traders”.

Second time: Historical Copy Shop – 1974 script, still printed in 2024

In 1974, in the Battle of Sissa, South Vietnam battled the U.S. fleet at the back of the small flag, landing on the island, was hit by the Chinese navy with a combination of pockets to doubt life. At the time the Philippines was also thrilled, the foreign ministers daily in the United Nations back of the South China Sea Faro Song. as a result, Kissinger and Zhou Enlai a cup of stake down the belly, the U.S. broke the ice, the Philippines instantly turned from the "anti-China vanguard" to the "backboard", can only go home to chew mango.

History is clear: when the United States shakes hands with China, the first one to be thrown away is always the one waving a handkerchief in the middle.

But the little Marcus government did not review, thinking that "this time is different." so we see a high-quality resumption:

--The U.S. Indo-Pacific Commander said "mutual defense", and the Philippine adrenaline exploded;

A State Council spokesman said: “Stand together,” and the Foreign Minister immediately “stand up more straight than the U.S. military.”

The United States pledged $400 million in “security assistance”, painted the vessels across the country overnight, fantasizing about tomorrow’s “Ali Burke Youth Edition”.

As a result of the Yellow Island water cannon, the U.S. aircraft carrier "just" ran to 800 nautical miles outside of Singapore to practice "preventive exercises".

(4) Chapter 3: Three roads, one narrower than the other-Marcos' multiple-choice question on death

Banana becomes cannon, workers become mass actors.

The Chinese toolbox is inexpensive.

Customs slow inspections, bananas in the port from “tropical fruit” to “tropical torch”;

Tourist warning + casino black, 2 million Chinese tourists evaporated in a second;

Fertilizers, oil, and soybeans were investigated backhand, and inflation went straight to the sky.

At that time, the little Marcos dared not to say to the people, "For the South Sea, let us drink the Northwest Wind together?"

See you again: Dutertal River Drama

If one day my dad "the phone is not connected", little Marcos can only secondary old duo: "We are willing to dialogue and develop together."

But Lao Du was riding the "China-Philippines friendship" back then. Now that Marcos Jr. has welded the "anti-China" character to death, he will be counteracted by nationalism if he turns around.

3. Jump left and right: safety depends on beauty, economy depends on middle-adults all want it

The theory is full, but the reality is skinny. The United States said: If you take my gun, you have to stand on my side; China says: Don't smash my pot if you eat my food. The Philippines wants to serve two bowls of water, but the result may be-the security has not risen to NATO level, and the economy will lose its export share first. After all, the game of great powers is not a buffet, a multiple-choice question, or a limited time.

(V) Fourth: Star Trek Shark and the "Abandoned Universe" – American script killing

The Chinese Embassy in the United States Comic, Soul P Chart:

A shark with a star-striped banner arched the Philippine ship to the reef with its head, and towed the broken aircraft carrier with its tail. A sentence with a text "Dangerous games have dangerous ends."

Instant climax in the international comment area:

"FI: I thought it was free sailing, but I turned out to be free bait."

"Mei: I'm just selling fishhooks. Who told you to stuff your neck in?"

More concerned is that the U.S. defense authorization draft for the fiscal year 2025 just cut the aid to the Philippine military by 15%, on the grounds of "budget tension".

Ukraine's bloody lessons come:

--50 billion US dollars in aid, and the four states in eastern Ukraine invested in Russia;

-NATO aid is sent to Kiev, but no way to the negotiating table can be found;

Worst of all, the President of Ukraine wanted to resign, discovering that the ticket has been "securized" by the United States and Europe, and can only continue to sing.

If the Philippines really escalated into “Asia-Pacific Ukraine”, the end would probably be:

“Fighting until the last Philippine fisherman, the United States is in charge of photographing and China is in charge of water cannons.”

(6) Chapter 5: Life is like a play, but the country cannot rely on acting skills-a guide to getting out of the pit for the Philippines

Transforming Nationalism from Fuel

Nationalism can be tasted, can not be a meal. really pushed the people to the "Chinese disconnection" fire cave, the first cry of pain was banana farmers, BPO customer service, Long Beach Island hotel little sister.

2. Change the balance of big powers from slogans to ledgers

How many radars, how many second-hand ships can the U.S. give? not enough to make up for the loss of $87 billion in the Chinese market?

Development ledger: Can China's "the belt and road initiative" ports, high-speed rail, and new energy find substitutes of the same magnitude?

After calculating the accounts, you will understand that the so-called "dignity" is very expensive, so expensive that the Philippines may not be able to afford it.

Turn the South China Sea from the stage back to fishing fields

Huangyan Island and Renai Reef are fishing grounds first, followed by hot searches. Fishermen want a bumper harvest, don't search; Stabilize sea conditions and avoid aircraft carrier wake. Letting the marine police go back to protect fishing and letting diplomats go back to count fish is the correct posture of "returning the South China Sea to the South China Sea".

(7) The water cannon can wash your face, but you have to wash your brain yourself

Some say that the Chinese Maritime Police cannon, sprayed with water, is also a mirror.

It shows the virtual fire of the Philippines, the slick head of the United States, and the true figure of a small country.

The waters of the South China Sea are deep, but they cannot drown sober people; No matter how strong the wind is, it can't overturn a steady boat.

If Marcos is really good for the Philippines, he should take the white flag from the barrel, fold it up, and send it to the museum, along with a line of words:

“In 2024, we used it to surrender, and we used it to say goodbye to fantasies.”

Then focus back at home, beat down rice prices, raise jobs, sell bananas back to China, and bring tourists back to Long Beach Island.

After all, the people don’t want “laughter today,” but:

When you wake up tomorrow, there will be rice in the pot, food on the table, school for children and work for adults.

The water of the South Sea can be carried by boats and can be covered by boats.

You can make short videos and also make horror films.

Comedy or tragedy, the director was never the United States or China.

But the Philippines themselves.

Too much play, it's easy to kill yourself!



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